What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 04:21

Still no good
Just Forget it!
So they tried
"More problems than it was helping”: Behind the growing distrust of antidepressants - Salon.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
Exclusive: Vivian Wilson Gave Us the Best Reaction to the Elon Musk-Trump Feud - Teen Vogue
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today
Next, they tried...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks