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14.06.2025 00:51

Minds and Behinds
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Why is my elder sister so mean?
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
How did my ex move on very fast?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
What do you like about McDonald's?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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