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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can I see some anal hole?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

How did my ex move on very fast?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

What do you like about McDonald's?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

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